Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
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I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
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Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
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