Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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