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(303): View more from Colorado

pwbgyin

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what?

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penguin condom

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(972): View more from Texas

I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.

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(209): View more from California

I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.

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(260): View more from Indiana

A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him

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(647): View more from Ontario

Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen

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(209): View more from California

His new job just became new places to have sex at.

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(810): View more from Michigan

I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.

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