I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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