I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
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