So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
cat food counts as protein by the way
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remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
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Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
The ass gains better be worth it
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