At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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