batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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