tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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