you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
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Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
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I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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