It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
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She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
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In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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