I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
