Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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