Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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