I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
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Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
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Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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