She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
we made out on top of his cat.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
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