Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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