I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
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