He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
