Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
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she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
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She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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