Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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