Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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