He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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