I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
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We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
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We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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