Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
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He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
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Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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