I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
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I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
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She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
The power of my boobs compel you
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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