I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
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You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
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I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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