Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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