I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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