I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
