I just made out with a guy for $7.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Randomize
