Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Yo dont text me then not text me
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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