Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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