I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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