I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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