how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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