Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
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She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Holy sore nipples Batman
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he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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