Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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