Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
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It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
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Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
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