Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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