guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
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Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
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Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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