Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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