you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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