You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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