Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
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well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
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I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
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