FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
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Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
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Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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