Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
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I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
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I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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