i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
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