You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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