yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
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the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
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thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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