I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
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smell my finger.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
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He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Your shirt... Was in my pants
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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