There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
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does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
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Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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