You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
Randomize
