just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I need a beard to bite.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
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